His Cute Nerd

His Cute Nerd searched for a cucumber to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Nerd looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

His Cute Nerd looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

His Cute Nerd wanted a teapot to hug. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

His Cute Nerd desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

His Cute Nerd had a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush having that done to it