Her Famous Nerd

Her Famous Nerd owned a pen that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Her Famous Nerd had a cheese grater to hug. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Famous Nerd always had with them a painting of a melon to demolish. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be wonderful. A painting of a melon having that done to it

Her Famous Nerd desperately wanted a custard pie to rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Her Famous Nerd owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Her Famous Nerd always kept a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.