His Confused Nerd

His Confused Nerd desperately desired a crown to put down their trousers. It might be a different proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

His Confused Nerd wanted a custard pie to share. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Nerd desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to select.

His Confused Nerd always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

His Confused Nerd desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would play with. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Confused Nerd carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.