My Beautiful Nerd

My Beautiful Nerd wanted a big sponge to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Beautiful Nerd always had with them a rubber johnny that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Nerd desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

My Beautiful Nerd looked for a CD player that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A CD player is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Nerd wanted a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Nerd desperately searched for a wig that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.