Boring Nerd

Boring Nerd desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Boring Nerd always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Boring Nerd desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Nerd desperately looked for a pen that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen of all things.

Boring Nerd had a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Boring Nerd carried a set of lego that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awesome. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.