The Adorable Nerd

The Adorable Nerd searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Adorable Nerd owned a little monkey that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Adorable Nerd desperately wanted a stapler that they would drop. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Nerd always carried a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Adorable Nerd desperately looked for a pen that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Adorable Nerd looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was fun. A bottle of coke of all things.