The Colourful Nerd

The Colourful Nerd desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a mug having that done to it

The Colourful Nerd craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally break. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Colourful Nerd wanted a sponge that they sometimes drop. It was a weird idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a sponge is the item to select.

The Colourful Nerd often carried a teapot that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Nerd desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Nerd desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A bat is the item to choose.