Red Nerd

Red Nerd desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Red Nerd needed a custard pie that they would smash. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Red Nerd always carried a set square to hug. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a set square having that done to it

Red Nerd needed a can of Tango that they would worship. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Red Nerd desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Red Nerd needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.