A Brainy Nerd

A Brainy Nerd desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

A Brainy Nerd desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. A cup would be the item chosen.

A Brainy Nerd desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.

A Brainy Nerd looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Brainy Nerd looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Nerd desperately wanted a mug that they liked to eat. It should be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.