His Beautiful Nerd

His Beautiful Nerd found a helmet to try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

His Beautiful Nerd found a bottle of coke that they would often drop. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Beautiful Nerd desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Nerd carried a custard pie that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Nerd found a bag of poop that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Nerd always had with them a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.