The Cute Nerd

The Cute Nerd owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Nerd often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Cute Nerd desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Nerd often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It is a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Cute Nerd desperately desired a wig that they would hug. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Cute Nerd found a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.