A Gentle Nerd

A Gentle Nerd wanted a magic 8 ball to experiment on. This seems a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

A Gentle Nerd desperately wanted a sponge that they would experiment on. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Gentle Nerd always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to share. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

A Gentle Nerd desired a block of cheese that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Nerd craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Gentle Nerd owned a CD player that they would sometimes smash. It might be a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a CD player is the item to choose.