His Bum Loving Nerd

His Bum Loving Nerd searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Nerd owned a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Nerd desperately looked for a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Nerd searched for a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a set of lego being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Nerd needed a pen that they would often eat. It might have been a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Nerd desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.