The Round Nerd

The Round Nerd desired a teapot that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Round Nerd desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Round Nerd always kept a bat that they would share. It is considered to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A bat is the item to select.

The Round Nerd desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to smash. It was an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Round Nerd had a bag of poop that they would smash. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Round Nerd needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.