Orange Nerd

Orange Nerd desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Orange Nerd desperately desired a sack of potatoes to throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Orange Nerd carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was sublime. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

Orange Nerd needed a wig that they would throw. One might say this is a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Orange Nerd often carried a stapler to insert somewhere. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

Orange Nerd carried a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.