Her Hungry Nerd

Her Hungry Nerd desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Her Hungry Nerd desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

Her Hungry Nerd desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Her Hungry Nerd always kept a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge having that done to it

Her Hungry Nerd owned a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Hungry Nerd found a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.