A Foolish Nerd

A Foolish Nerd desperately searched for a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pen was the chosen item.

A Foolish Nerd searched for a sponge that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. A sponge being the chosen item.

A Foolish Nerd desperately searched for a computer that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Nerd often carried a mug to sleep with. It is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

A Foolish Nerd looked for a melon that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A melon of all things.

A Foolish Nerd carried a bat that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.