Handsome Nerd

Handsome Nerd searched for a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

Handsome Nerd wanted a set square that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Handsome Nerd always kept a tomato to experiment on. It was a different exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Nerd needed a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Handsome Nerd desperately needed a set of lego that they would sit and look at. It was an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item selected.

Handsome Nerd always carried a wig that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.