My Lonely Nerd

My Lonely Nerd needed a bottle of beer to smash. It would be an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Nerd always had with them a bag of poop that they would embrace. It was a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

My Lonely Nerd looked for a can of Tango to cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Nerd desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

My Lonely Nerd desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

My Lonely Nerd desired a computer that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.