My Lonely Nerd

My Lonely Nerd often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

My Lonely Nerd needed a wig that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Nerd desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Nerd desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Nerd had a cup that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be magnificent. Honestly, a cup is the thing to choose.

My Lonely Nerd desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It was a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.