The Angry Nerd

The Angry Nerd desperately looked for a melon that they would worship. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Nerd wanted a radiator that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Angry Nerd always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It was a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Nerd often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Nerd always had with them a set of lego that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Angry Nerd looked for a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.