The Stupid Nerd

The Stupid Nerd found a set square that they liked to eat. It might have been a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Nerd carried a stretchman that they would often drop. It would be a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Stupid Nerd always had with them a crown that they would often experiment on. It would have been an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Nerd looked for a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Nerd searched for a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Stupid Nerd desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.