The Lonely Nerd

The Lonely Nerd always had with them a stapler that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.

The Lonely Nerd always kept a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen item.

The Lonely Nerd looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Nerd desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Nerd desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. It is a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

The Lonely Nerd searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.