The Depressed Nerd

The Depressed Nerd always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Nerd found a custard pie that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Nerd searched for a helmet that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet having that done to it

The Depressed Nerd always kept a cucumber that they liked to break. One might say this is a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Nerd looked for a hat that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A hat is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Nerd always kept a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.