Her Magical Nerd

Her Magical Nerd had a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Nerd found a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

Her Magical Nerd always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a curious activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Nerd wanted a pint of beer to demolish. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Nerd found a cheese grater that they liked to embrace. It is an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Nerd looked for a magic 8 ball that they would throw. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.