The Blue Nerd

The Blue Nerd searched for a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Blue Nerd craved for a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Blue Nerd desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Nerd craved for a bat to play with. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Nerd always carried a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to choose.

The Blue Nerd searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to annihilate It was a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.