Their Beautiful Nerd

Their Beautiful Nerd desperately looked for a stapler to embrace. It was a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Nerd craved for a block of cheese that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Their Beautiful Nerd needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Nerd always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Their Beautiful Nerd looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. It would have been a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Their Beautiful Nerd found a radiator to share. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was opted for.