Fat Nerd

Fat Nerd often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Fat Nerd desperately craved for a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

Fat Nerd found a radiator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Fat Nerd often carried a computer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

Fat Nerd searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Fat Nerd desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.