Her Crazy Nerd

Her Crazy Nerd always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Nerd wanted a bag of poop that they would break. This seems an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Her Crazy Nerd desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to hug. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Nerd needed a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a cup being the item opted for.

Her Crazy Nerd desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

Her Crazy Nerd craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.