His Round Nerd

His Round Nerd searched for a bottle of wine to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

His Round Nerd desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to share. One might find this to be a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

His Round Nerd had a rubber johnny that they would worship. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

His Round Nerd always had with them a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

His Round Nerd always kept a cheese grater that they liked to embrace. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

His Round Nerd desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.