The Red Nerd

The Red Nerd always kept a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was breathtaking. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Red Nerd desperately craved for a cup that they would break. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Nerd desperately craved for a pen to share. It should have been an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to select.

The Red Nerd found a little monkey that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Red Nerd owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a strange thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Red Nerd always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.