The Big Nerd

The Big Nerd always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Big Nerd desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Nerd desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would drop. It might be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Big Nerd desired a ball to worship. This might appear to be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it

The Big Nerd always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Big Nerd found a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.