The Colourful Nerd

The Colourful Nerd carried a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Nerd always carried a bottle of wine to smash. It might have been a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Nerd looked for a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Nerd desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would play with. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Nerd desperately looked for a ball that they would often eat. This could be considered a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a ball being the item selected.

The Colourful Nerd owned a computer that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a computer was the chosen item.