Lucky Nerd

Lucky Nerd needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an odd action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Lucky Nerd looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an original thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Lucky Nerd looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be entertaining. A block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Lucky Nerd found a tomato to sleep with. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Lucky Nerd desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderous. A cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Lucky Nerd wanted a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was selected.