The Ugly Nerd

The Ugly Nerd always carried a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a pen of all things.

The Ugly Nerd had a spade to sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Nerd craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Nerd carried a mug that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a mug having that done to it

The Ugly Nerd found a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Nerd searched for a lava lamp that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.