The Naughty Nerd

The Naughty Nerd desperately craved for a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It would be an original thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Nerd desperately craved for a tomato that they would share. This might appear to be a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Nerd wanted a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Nerd desperately craved for a set of lego to demolish. It might be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Nerd searched for a tomato that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Naughty Nerd carried a melon that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.