The Different Nerd

The Different Nerd desperately searched for a block of cheese to embrace. It would have been a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Nerd always kept a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be magnificent. A crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Nerd needed a stapler that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Different Nerd always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

The Different Nerd often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Different Nerd always had with them a rubber johnny to throw. This might appear to be an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.