His Anxious Nerd

His Anxious Nerd often carried a bottle of coke to sit and look at. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Nerd had a cup that they sometimes play with. It is a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

His Anxious Nerd desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Nerd desperately needed a crown that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Nerd looked for a pint of beer to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Anxious Nerd needed a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.