My Adorable Nerd

My Adorable Nerd often carried a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Adorable Nerd wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

My Adorable Nerd searched for a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Adorable Nerd always carried a crown that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was simply life. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was selected.

My Adorable Nerd looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

My Adorable Nerd desperately desired a tomato that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to choose.