A Jolly Nerd

A Jolly Nerd owned a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Jolly Nerd carried a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a mug of all things.

A Jolly Nerd looked for a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It might have been an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Nerd desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

A Jolly Nerd desperately looked for a crown that they would annihilate It was an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Nerd desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often play with. It might have been a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.