A Red Nerd

A Red Nerd carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

A Red Nerd desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Red Nerd desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Red Nerd found a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pen would be the item chosen.

A Red Nerd looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

A Red Nerd desperately looked for a set of lego that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to select.