A Funny Nerd

A Funny Nerd desperately desired a melon that they would worship. It might be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Nerd desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It is an original exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

A Funny Nerd desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly different action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.

A Funny Nerd found a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

A Funny Nerd often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a different action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Nerd often carried a stapler that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen item.