Her Exciting Nerd

Her Exciting Nerd craved for a lava lamp that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Nerd desired a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Nerd always carried a can of Tango to smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Nerd desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Her Exciting Nerd wanted a hat to break. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a hat is the item to select.

Her Exciting Nerd always had with them a set of lego that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was simply life. A set of lego is the item that was chosen.