Tired Nerd

Tired Nerd always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Tired Nerd always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Tired Nerd craved for a piece of paper that they would smash. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Tired Nerd wanted a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Tired Nerd desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally demolish. It might be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Tired Nerd looked for a tomato that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.