The Adorable Nerd

The Adorable Nerd always had with them a custard pie that they would eat. It would be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

The Adorable Nerd looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. This is certainly an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Adorable Nerd often carried a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Nerd needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Adorable Nerd owned a hat to break. It is an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A hat was the chosen item.

The Adorable Nerd desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it