My Confused Nerd

My Confused Nerd desperately looked for a custard pie to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.

My Confused Nerd desperately desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a funny operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Nerd always kept a mug that they would sometimes play with. It would be a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A mug was the item that was chosen.

My Confused Nerd often carried a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was selected.

My Confused Nerd always carried a little monkey that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Nerd always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.