A Scary Nerd

A Scary Nerd desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

A Scary Nerd searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

A Scary Nerd often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Nerd needed a lava lamp that they liked to throw. This is certainly a funny thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

A Scary Nerd looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Scary Nerd always had with them a pint of cider that they would play with. It might be a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.