Her Handsome Nerd

Her Handsome Nerd needed a sponge that they would often demolish. One might say this is an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A sponge was the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Nerd desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Her Handsome Nerd searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Her Handsome Nerd had a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a ball was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Nerd carried a can of coke to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.

Her Handsome Nerd searched for a rubber chicken that they would often drop. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was stunning. A rubber chicken being the thing selected.