A Boring Nerd

A Boring Nerd desperately searched for a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Nerd carried a big sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

A Boring Nerd searched for a pint of beer that they would worship. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

A Boring Nerd needed a computer that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Nerd desired a pen that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

A Boring Nerd desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a ball would be the chosen thing.