Beautiful Nerd

Beautiful Nerd desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Beautiful Nerd carried a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Beautiful Nerd found a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Beautiful Nerd craved for a set square to sleep with. This seems to be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Beautiful Nerd had a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

Beautiful Nerd found a CD player to share. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a CD player being the thing selected.